Different set of classroom "rules"

What's a classroom without rules? I created these about six years ago. I've used them ever since, even though I've since had to change the room number. Some make the kids chuckle. I hope all of them make them think.

Dear Student:

I'm Mr. Tyler. This is 10th grade U.S. History. Welcome back to the days of getting up early and coming into school. Trust me, it's just as difficult for the teachers as it is you. While we're on the subject of school, I want to make sure you understand the rules of Room 212. I know you know the standard rules. You've moved beyond elementary and middle school. High schoolers know better than to hit and chew gum in class, right?

1. Try. I don't care if you get the answer wrong. I don't care if you don't understand the concept. Trying and failing is better than never trying at all.

2. Respect. Respect me. Respect your classmates. Respect yourself.

3. Although a parent, I don't claim to have eyes in the back of my head. I can't watch you write down test answers into the palm of your hand. However, God sees it. So do you really want to cheat?

4. Be on time. Don't walk in five minutes late to my class. If anything, show up five minutes early. That's called respect. That's a life lesson, and it doesn't just apply to my class.

5. Be open-minded about history. Some students don't like the subject. You might be one of them. If so, it's my goal this year to change that.

6. Be accountable. Today, right now, find someone who will hold you accountable for your work in this class. You do the same for them. This class is a team. We work together. That includes me. Don't be afraid to ask me for help. Note: accountability and cheating are two different things.

7. Turn in homework. I don't just give you homework for you to throw in the trash or give to me half-finished.

8. Smile. How many teachers put that in their rules? You're a kid. Smile! Be happy! Frown when you're my age.

9. Be truthful. Your dog didn't eat your homework. Your little sister didn't throw your text book in the garbage. Own up to it.

10. God loves you for you. You are put in this moment of time for a reason. There is a plan for your life. Right now, it's to be in my classroom. Remember that when you "fake sick" to stay home from school. I understand. I was a student once too.

Above all, have fun in this classroom. I am not here to make your sophomore year miserable. I am here to help you realize your potential. All your teachers are, even ones your older brothers or sisters might have warned you about. I'm here to help. I hope we can have a good year together.

Sincerely,

Mr. Tyler